Why do brat kids get all the good stuff??

Seriously, if I could sew, this would be my Halloween costume:

But no. I can’t sew and I’m not six.

Fucking assholes. [Note: I haven't actually spent an ounce of time looking for an adult cupcake costume, so it's very possible one exists. I'm at work, thus in the mood to bitch.]

Sidebar: As much as I enjoy discussing poo, I find it surprising that I have such a strong reaction to the word fart. I hate it. I hate the word, and although fart noises are funny, smells are not. I can’t type that word one more time. *Shudder*

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2 Responses to “Why do brat kids get all the good stuff??”

  1. Rhonda Says:

    We could totally make that out of felt and glue. But we’ll need to start in Septempber… I’m slow.

  2. Megan Says:

    Khaki miniskirt over tights, and then like Rhonda says, felt & glue. Not sure about the insanity/awesomeness that is the headpiece though. Hmmm… I’m inspired.

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