Sarah Gone Wild

When someone asks you what the temperature outside is, you’re not supposed to say, “Four.”

Golfers yell “FORE!” to warn others of errant shots.

When someone asks my husband how many cupcakes he wants, he’s likely to say, “Four.” 

When asked how many siblings one has, it’s perfectly acceptable to reply, “Four.”

If you ask what “para” translates to in English, one correct response is, indeed, “for.”

It’s just not right for that to be a reply associated with the temperature.

Winter can suck it. I’ve been over this season since before it officially began. And Yahoo!, I don’t need visual reminders that it really is only four degrees outside. Pretend I live in Hawaii. I’ll give you a new ZIP code in a minute…

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